Who the Hell is Morrissey?

Whoever he is, I think I like him:

"Even with the recent story about the nurse killing herself in King Edward Hospital, there's no blame placed on Kate Middleton who was in the hospital as far as I could see for absolutely no reason," Morrissey said in a wide-ranging interview with New Zealand television outlet 3News released today. "She feels no shame about the death of this woman, she's saying nothing about the death of this poor woman. The arrogance of the British royals is staggering, absolutely staggering. And why it's allowed to be I really don't know."


I totally agree with this. I bet you anything, if Middleton commented anything it would reach national news. Wanna know something, it would be along these lines: "We are extremely shocked by this turn of events. We had never hoped that something like this could happen. Our deepest prayers are with her family." Bullshit. I bet you anything, the only reason she killed herself was because she likely got berated a lot by somebody from the royal family. That or it wasn't a suicide.

"Does she have a health condition?" he asked. "Is it anorexia or is it pregnancy? We don't know. But what is the health condition? I mean morning sickness already? So much hoo haw and then suddenly as bright as a button as soon as this poor woman dies she's out of hospital? It doesn't ring true. It doesn't ring true.

Okay, so you are in the hospital for some morning sickness. Really? You gotta go out and announce it to the whole world crying out loud. Pray for me, my tummy hurts. Fuck You!

"And I'm sure the Palace and Clarence House (Princess of Wales residence) put maximum pressure on this poor receptionist and nurse, and of course that's kept away from the press. I'm sure the British press hounded this poor woman to her death, that's kept away. And by this time next week she'll be forgotten. And that's how the British royals work.

No way to explain how true this is. Okay, first off, you're going to be hated by your nation if you live, people are never going to stop following you, and thirdly, you're going to be forgotten either way and when you are remembered, it's going to be in shame. That's if she lived. Now that she's dead, it's not her that's being sympathized for, it's the royal family for having such stalkers. We don't see The Nurse Died Because of a Radio Prank. We see the Nurse Who Attended Kate Middleton is Dead.

"They (Royal Family) had to do that because they were losing their grip, so they had to try to reinvent themselves and put themselves forward as the top shop Royals for now and drag in Kate Middleton and so forth as the voice of youth," 

Yeah, why is Kim Kardashian on the news? Her ass. Why is Pippa Middleton on the news? Not because she's related to Kate Middleton, but because she's related to Kate Middleton and has a surgical ass. Why is Kate Middleton on the news? Because she went out and boned some inbred loser and claimed to be "Common".

"And therefore with the Olympics, with anything else that has happened in recent years, they hijack every event to make sure that any celebration of England is really a celebration of the Royal Family, which of course it isn't. But the Royal Family believe they are England and nothing else is England. And if you live outside London, it's not England anyway. But the way they hijack everything and shove their face in is extraordinary. Because what do they say? Please tell me one thing the Queen has ever said or William or Kate? I mean they are zombies but they are a business and it works." 

Again. True. Okay, you're at the Olympic Games. Show your face once. Why is the Queen getting James Bond as security. Why is the whole Opening Ceremony focused on her? How come I saw more Inbred Princes at the events that they attended than the actual events? How come she is the "Face of Canada". She's only a part of our gogovernment in name. I vote Pierre Trudeau for our coins.