Kate Middleton and her fucking baby.
This is making headlines over actual politics.
Sure some will argue that Canada, being a constitutional monarchy, should be up to date and have the utmost attention to their royal figures. But the truth is, the monarchy does virtually nothing for us and are symbolic figures, and I'd be okay if they simply stayed on our coins, as a tribute to history. What, who cares if it's a boy or a girl, I call transgender. Oh wait... make that transnationed.
You see, there are two things Canadians would rather put on the front page of newspapers: 1) Our election. 2) The American election.
And since none of these are happening any time soon, we're stuck with this fucking bitch, her dork father-in-law, dumbass husband and tranny baby to be.